A ham & cheese sandwich walks into a bar, hops up on the stool, and orders a drink. The bartender looks at the sandwich and says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here.” — D.H.

I really liked the worship leader today.

Thanks for the message today. I really needed the reminder. Lately, I’ve been so focused on work and my daily activities, so it has been easy to forget how amazing Jesus is. — M. D.